Comedians, Soccer, and Poor Boogie Woogie...

What a week I have had. First, Monday I was forced to get my precious dear cat Booger declawed by Greg and Celina. Evil beings they are (Don't worry, I still adore them both). This is something I said I would never do to my cat children and then I was bullied into it so it's done now and I feel horrible and it doesn't help that the sweet little dear wouldn't put her left paw down all week so she hobbled around the house on one paw. Thankfully this morning she started to put it down and use it so I guess that should make me feel better...

So Friday Greg and I went to the Wiseguy's to see a comedian with a few of his friends. I'm usually pretty weary of comedians because my personal feeling is that unless you've made it to where you are on the TV you probably aren't that funny. Look- this kid was hilarious. His name is Bo Burnham and he's only like 18 and he is SO funny. He's one of those that says things that make you say to yourself "should I really be laughing at that?" yes you should because it is funny. Apparently he's all the rage on the YouTube so check him out...

Then last night (saturday) we went to a Real game (soccer if you didn't know). Okay, I don't know anything about soccer but here is what I observed. Soccer fans get really kind of crazy, about silly things too, like corner kicks. Apparently that is a real big deal in the game of soccer. Also, soccer players are hot. Oh and hi, 4 bucks for a small bottle of water is a JOKE. I'll stick my mouth under the faucet in the bathroom thanks. We went to the game with Greg's neighbors and we went to the Olive Garden before because they decided that since my bday was coming up that I got to choose where we ate. Love the OG and I found something new there that will make dieting that much harder. They have these donut things that are covered in sugar and then you dip them in chocolate. They are the most divine thing I've had in a real long time. Go there, try them, you will be hooked...

Now for a serious matter of business. My birthday is two weeks from today. Two weeks! I'm excited because a) it's my birthday and b) I like presents and free dinner. But I'm a little sad actually because I feel old. I know I'm actually not that old (I'll be 25, cringe...), but I am because before you know it I'll be 30 and then 40 and then I'll be in an assisted living community yelling at the nurses because you know I will an ornery old person. So I think I need to do it up real nice this year. I'm thinking I'll hit up the Tavernacle on Friday night and have a night of line dancing at the Outlaw on Saturday. Anyone want to come?