Dear Cupid, suck it.

Shocker that I would hate Valentine's Day right? Thing is, I've never really been a fan. In high school I generally spent the day depressed and then went to dinner with my parents which is even more depressing. Even when I had a boyfriend it was never a big holiday for me. We would usually go to dinner and get each other something small but it was never a big deal. Well now that I am once again single and lonely I really hate me some Valentine's Day. I'm pretty sure I'll spend the day alone on the couch. I asked Celina if she wanted to go to a movie or something but I'm sure she'll end up with a date because she's way more popular than me. Turns out I'm not popular with the boys. Perhaps I'll go shopping and blow some more money that I don't really have. Then maybe I'll eat a whole pizza by myself and I'll chase that with a tube of cookie dough. Brilliant! But that would ruin my diet... dang it! I just can't win there I guess. Now some of you may say 'my that is so sad, what a lost little soul, someone should help her'. Fret not. I have known this was my fate for a very long time. For many years I have told myself that I will end up the crazy cat lady. So though I may be bitter about things, I know my place. It is sitting in a mu-mu watching divorce court with my 126 cats.