Ye Olde Renissance Faire

An alternate title to this blog could be "How I Nerded Out on Friday"

So somehow Greg convinced me that we should go to the Renissance Fair because it would at least be fun to see all the tards dressed up in chainmail and all the other finery of the days of yor. Bet you didn't know that there was even a Renissance Fair in Ogden. I bet most people don't because it's quite hidden and we drove past the entrance 3 times.
Look- These people are ridiculous. RIDICULOUS! The gent at the door checking tickets was the first guy I encountered and he said 'how be ye?' to which I laughed. Don't talk like that. The day can best be explained in pictures:

Ye entrance

A vendor, of what I'm not entirely sure...

Greg and a couple of merchants. The merchants were sure that Greg was a military man. They were wrong! He's simply arrogant.

You can't tell but it says Beware! Sea Hags!

Ye olde puppet show.

So. Boring.

Have you seen Role Models? These are those guys...

Greg and I

Finally, how I feel about the Renissance Fair. Excuse the double chin...

After we stayed at the fair for, oh, 45 minutes we went to dinner and then we went and saw, what else, Star Trek! I'll admit that it was pretty good and Kirk is hot! But seriously, I went to a renissance fair and Star Trek ON THE SAME DAY! Oy.