Thursday, June 19, 2008

man vs. wild

I friggin love the show Man vs. Wild. It has become an obsession of mine. They would always show clips of it on The Soup and I thought it looked SO lame but then I watched it and now I am hooked.
Basically, if you haven't seen it, it's this guy, Bear Grylls, and he gets dropped of in these really awful, desolate places and he shows you what you can eat and do to survive. It's super interesting and Bear is pretty cute.
He does the most awful things sometimes though. In Namibia he took guinea pig poop and made tea out of it. He said it was horrible...Ya, it's poo water! In Siberia he had to swim across a river and the weather was about 30 degrees below zero. So he took off all his clothes and threw them to the other side because if he tried to jump across he might fall in and get them all wet. So he gets naked and swims across this river which had to be one of the worst experiences EVER and he gets to the other side and he has to get his blood flowing to his appendages so what else could he do but NAKED JUMPING JACKS!!! The show is worth watching just for that people, come on. So while he is still in Siberia he meets up with some Siberians and they kill a yak and Bear is teaching you what you can eat off of the beast and he just bites right into the liver. Raw liver, yum. Then he lets you know that the eyeballs are a delicasy to these people so he pops one out of the socket and puts it in his mouth. When he bites down on this thing it just explodes with blood and eye juice. Sick. Seriously sick. I just can't get enough.

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